And so our fair heroine starts out on a new mission today: to learn how to meditate.
Her friends can do it, her boyfriend can do it and even her friggen mom can do it. But alas, she can not. And that's not so cool.
But here's the thing - what the hell really is meditating anyway? I've tried it in yoga where you're supposed to think about one thing - but then I think of a thing and then think about how I'm thinking about a thing and then thinking about how I'm actually not thinking exclusively about that thing anymore and that's about the point where I say fuck it.
Please oh please fair people of the world - tell me how to meditate. That would make me happy. And probably a lot less crazy.